Monthly Archives: November 2008

Finally — An Actual Holiday Off.






LOVE Halloween! It’s the 1 day of the year “The Baboon” makes an appearance. He wears that mask year-round, due to a fellow agent’s clumsiness during a chemical weapons demo. Personally, I think the mask is hot.






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Breach! Breach!






Where the gang used to have coffee everymorning. Until they started advertising the fact.






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Cover Blown!






Christ, not again. Everytime I find a place I think won’t blow my cover, they go tell tell the world. Thanks alot, Bruno!






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Any Excuse To Hit The Slopes.






Just before the famous “downhill snap-chord” hit in St. Moritz. That one was better than sex.






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Sister Vulva.






Undercover at the Vatican.






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Our Best-Kept Secret Weapon.






This hit was a doozie: had to whip out the highy specialized (and surprisingly accurate) motion-detecting dachsunds.






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It’s Better Than Being A Movie Star. No Papparazzi!






Undercover as a Bohemian Poet in North Beach, San Francisco, CA.






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We Owe the Catholic Church A Huge Apology.






With my “family” at the funeral of a colleague we’d learned was a traitor. Boy, what a bloodbath that turned out to be.






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Why I Stopped Getting Manicures






It isn’t all glamour. Cut my pinkie something fierce nailing a recent target to the wall. Literally.






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The Next Generation






Due to high demand, I’ve opened the “Vulva Fervor Assassin School For Little Ladies.” Do not be fooled by their innocent faces. They’re dangerous.






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