James “Quantum of Lame” Bond
My 1st love. I suppose he's still pretty cute.
HOW WE MET: Freshman year, ITSOA (Int’l Top Secret Operative Academy). I kicked his ass in underwater sniper techniques. Let’s just say he was easily distracted.
MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Talks in his sleep.
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Fat farm when he was 14 (how do I know? Talks in his sleep).
SURPRISING FACT: Cries at weddings.
Tags: fat farm, James Bond, scuba, sensitive
