Monthly Archives: July 2009

A new category of torture for the CIA: psychotherapy with my stupid sister Viva.






All of Tak’s efforts at bringing closer together¬† Viva “call me VFer” (don’t ask) and yours truly are beginning to feel like a lesson in futility (from this point known as an “LFu” — much easier for VFer to pronounce). … Continue reading






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Adieu to “The King Of Porn” Bjorn






I don’t normally take “souvenir shots” after successfully accomplishing a mission — where would I keep such an enormous collection even if I did? But I couldn’t resist this time. Because the very arrogant target swore that his walls were … Continue reading






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My stupid sister Viva: putting the “psycho” in sibling psychotherapy.






Session 2 with Tak, and I don’t believe progress was made. He has established that we have a dependent (Viva on me, naturally) / co-dependent relationship. Yes darling I know, does it get any more cliche than that? So he … Continue reading






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THE most elite team ever assembled: The MRS






The past few months have been spent training Empress Of The Universe Angeline Jolie for her latest part as a world-class spy in the film Salt. Much to my chagrin. I’m over it. But apparently they could find no one … Continue reading






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Day 1 of sibling counseling with Viva La Diva






This is going to be a long, hard chapter in my life. I can tell already. At ARDOR’s insistence, I’ve begun sibling counseling with my stupid sister Viva. On Monday, we met with Tak Ishii, one of the most esteemed … Continue reading






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