My Stupid Sister Viva invented a new word: “VIVAJAZZLING!”
She'd make this her passport photo if she could.
Look what just popped up in my inbox. and my smart phone. And now the home and ARDOR office phones are ringing off the hook because Little Miss Freeloader is not only crashing with me again (until I can locate one of Paris Hilton’s trustfunded exes to pawn her off on — PARIS, CALL ME!), but she also used MY CREDIT CARD to pay for it! So now I’m getting all sorts of “unusual activity” alert calls from AMEX.
The only good news is she’s been admiring herself for hours. It’s the most focused I’ve ever seen her be on anything. Anything.
Tags: jello, lobotomy, shame, sorocide, vajazzling
