Category Archives: In The Line Of Duty
They said it couldn’t be done: Peace in the Middle East!
Of course it couldn’t be done — until yours truly took a swing at it and brokered peace as only I can. I normally do not bring work home with me, but this was so important, I had to take … Continue reading
I’ve been kidnapped. And I am so embarrassed.
And I have no one to blame but myself. I’m a highly-trained elite agent. It’s my job to have nerves of steel and not be distracted and let my guard down enough to get KIDNAPPED. Even if the cause is … Continue reading
An almost perfect spring day in Paris
I spent the weekend in Paris, sort-of a working holiday. A chance to catch up with my dear darling friend Yves (he is so much fun to shop with!), as well as test a new gadget from our weapons department: … Continue reading
Stuck in Stockholm
At a time when so many people are unemployed, I should not be complaining about my workload. I’m fortunate to have a lucrative, exciting career that allows me to travel the world and meet the most intriguing people and attend … Continue reading
My Latest Wedding
Another weekend, another wedding. Mine, again. This time the target was my betrothed, Rhys. One of the most menacing and clever arms dealers ever. Also the most paranoid. No weapons allowed in the reception hall by anyone other than his … Continue reading
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
I love the holiday season. All the worlds’ most dazzling cities are all aglitter and aglow. And when I’m lucky enough to have a mission amidst all of the winter magic, I feel like a child again. A child in … Continue reading
Parakalo, Greece!
To thank the Agency for it’s part in helping eliminate one of Greece’s most deadly terrorist sleeper cells, their ambassador gave us the 14 goats that were vital for making this mission a success. So now we have 14 goats. That … Continue reading
Any Excuse To Hit The Slopes.
Just before the famous “downhill snap-chord” hit in St. Moritz. That one was better than sex.
Our Best-Kept Secret Weapon.
This hit was a doozie: had to whip out the highy specialized (and surprisingly accurate) motion-detecting dachsunds.