Substantial reward offered for anyone with knowledge of who might have taken this photo of yours truly and the head of the MRS.
What started with good vibrations has ended in pure frustration.
A clandestine meeting between yours truly the head of the MRS has raised alarms, since apparently news of our collaboration was leaked. Details of the mission (and subsequent breach) cannot be detailed at this time. Both ARDOR and the MRS are on high alert. Please notify Twilite Fontanelle if you have any news about this alarming development. Security status: Code Red.
Perhaps it’s a coincidence, but Interpol reports that my Stupid Sister Viva is back in the states. Apparently my ex, James “Quantum of Lame” Bond got her past customs. If she had anything to do with this, then they’re both walking targets in my book.
Posted 10 months, 3 weeks ago at 12:43 am. Add a comment
The only clue at the scene: US Military smoke bomb from Roswell, NM. I didn't even know they still made them.
Imagine my relief when I found RANCOR agent known as “The Beagle” alive — though just barely. He’s called The Beagle because of his extraordinary sense of smell. Back when were just starting out (in Paris), both taking a course in Urban Planning & Design and Sniper Strategy, he used to bring me the most extraordinary perfumes from around the world! We were so young. There was this one time, he nearly got arrested trying to
…I’m sorry, I got a little off-topic. The good news he’s going to be 100% — as are his olfactories.
But this is part of a much larger and far more serious problem. Several agents from both ARDOR and rival agency RANCOR have been kidnapped. Gone without a trace. Even I am required to have a bodyguard now, which is almost surreal. The Beagle is the first to be located (after much hard work on the part of Yours Truly). We’re still searching for the others and hopefully today’s breakthrough will shed some light…
Posted 1 year, 5 months ago at 11:00 pm. Add a comment
Pay up, A.R.D.O.R.!
It appears I’m under surveillance. An envelope containing a series of photographs was recently sent to A.R.D.O.R. — along with some, um, “demands”. I can only reproduce this one because the others reveal a target that I had under serveillance and was tailing on the day the photos were taken.
Bond, if this is you trying to get even for last weekend is Paraguay, three words: LET IT GO. But I suspect it’s not; this isn’t really your style…
Posted 1 year, 6 months ago at 12:46 am. 1 comment
I must admit, the resemblance is uncanny.
Apparently I have a doppleganger in San Francisco. It’s been pointed out to me that if you visit myadultland.com, you can step inside the quaint life of someone who bears a remarkable resemblance to yours truly. I’ll have to look her up when next I visit The City By The Bay. It would be nice to spend time with a civilian for a change. Someone with a normal life.
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago at 9:17 am. Add a comment
Going deep undercover; deadline TBD. Recent strange activity, per HQ: Sudden surge in hits on www for my name, per various fringe domestic sources and INTERPOL. Upon further investigation, there’s been much cross-referencing my name and the Swedish automobile maker, Volvo.
Time for a little backstory:
Because of a recent fallout with our comrades in Sweden (who now aren’t speaking to us — though you can’t tell the difference, they’re so standoffish ALL THE TIME), HQ thinks there’s very real cause for concern. We may even be looking at a mole.
Updates to follow on a need-to-know basis.
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago at 4:18 am. Add a comment
