The Adventures of Vulva Fervor

A peek into the world of a glamorous International Peacekeeper / Undercover Agent / Secret Weapon

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James “Quantum of Lame” Bond

My 1st love. I suppose he's still pretty cute.

My 1st love. I suppose he's still pretty cute.

HOW WE MET: Freshman year, ITSOA (Int’l Top Secret Operative Academy). I kicked his ass in underwater sniper techniques. Let’s just say he was easily distracted.
MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Talks in his sleep.
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Fat farm when he was 14 (how do I know? Talks in his sleep).
SURPRISING FACT: Cries at weddings.

Posted 1 year, 7 months ago at 12:16 am.

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The Amazing Lara “I’ll Call” Croft

Taught me so much about myself -- as a woman.

Taught me so much about myself -- as a woman.

HOW WE MET: Spy Spa Retreat
MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Says “I’ll call you”, then never calls.
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Bed covered with cuddly stuffed animals.
SURPRISING FACT: Needier than you’d think.

Posted 1 year, 7 months ago at 12:11 am.

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Jason, “The Bourne Boob”

Bond needs to teach him how to dress

Bond needs to teach him how to dress

HOW WE MET: We had a hit together, both of us stationed on a tightrope. He was trying to impress me and slipped. I caught him. He thanked me. Over and over. All night long. He couldn’t stop thanking me.
MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Answers every question with a question.
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Cannot drive a stick to save his life.
SURPRISING FACT: Started a musical theatre camp for needy children in Wisconsin.

Posted 1 year, 7 months ago at 12:05 am.

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Ethan “Runt” Hunt

I do wish he'd smile more.

I do wish he'd smile more

HOW WE MET: Pure coincidence: a fenderbender in Monaco. Best part: he was with his then-fiance.
MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Talks with his mouth full.
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Wears a girdle (but only under his tux).
SURPRISING FACT: Makes homemade ice cream.

Posted 1 year, 7 months ago at 11:54 pm.

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