Category Archives: Love, Dangerously

Loving Vulva can be a dangerous game.

James “Quantum of Lame” Bond






HOW WE MET: Freshman year, ITSOA (Int’l Top Secret Operative Academy). I kicked his ass in underwater sniper techniques. Let’s just say he was easily distracted. MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Talks in his sleep. DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Fat farm when he … Continue reading






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The Amazing Lara “I’ll Call” Croft






HOW WE MET: Spy Spa Retreat MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Says “I’ll call you”, then never calls. DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Bed covered with cuddly stuffed animals. SURPRISING FACT: Needier than you’d think.






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Jason, “The Bourne Boob”






HOW WE MET: We had a hit together, both of us stationed on a tightrope. He was trying to impress me and slipped. I caught him. He thanked me. Over and over. All night long. He couldn’t stop thanking me. … Continue reading






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Ethan “Runt” Hunt






HOW WE MET: Pure coincidence: a fenderbender in Monaco. Best part: he was with his then-fiance. MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Talks with his mouth full. DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Wears a girdle (but only under his tux). SURPRISING FACT: Makes homemade ice … Continue reading






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