The Adventures of Vulva Fervor

A peek into the world of a glamorous International Peacekeeper / Undercover Agent / Secret Weapon

Ask Vulva: My New Beauty and Wellness Column!

Take the time to recharge. I insist!

Take the time to recharge. I insist!

During some recent required “down time”, I got a chance to catch up on my fan mail and was overwhelmed by the number of requests for tips on how to maintain a health/beauty/fitness/wellness regime on an impossibly busy schedule. All the while dodging danger, yet.

Well, you’ve come to the right gal. Because no one knows more about creating and maintaining an on-the-go-glow than yours truly. But rather than me telling you what I think is best, why don’t you ask me what’s on your mind now. If you have questions about diet, exercise, makeup — or anything else to make you feel like the best glamorous Elite Super-Agent you can be (or long to be), don’t be shy! I can assure you: Vulva knows! Please send your questions to vulva@vulvafervor.com.

Posted 2 years, 8 months ago at 12:09 am.

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The Importance of Exercise

I get asked all the time: “Vulva, how do you stay so fit and attractive with such a demanding lifestyle?”

And it’s true, there’s little time for sleep and beauty treatments in my world. So one has to get creative. Fortunately, due the physically demanding nature of my work, I get a full day’s workout everyday. And on many evenings as well (when I’m lucky). I believe in jumping on every opportunity to squeeze in a little extra exercise whenever and wherever I can — you never know when that opportunity will arise again.

What it comes down to: I have absolutely no fitness tips for you, other than: get an exciting and dangerous career with constant physical demand. And of course keeping such a demanding job requires that you were blessed with amazing genes in the first place, like I was. Hope that helps.

Good luck!

Posted 3 years, 2 months ago at 3:50 pm.

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