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Le Détecteur de Connerie






It means “Bullshit Detector.’ But that just sounds so banal, darling. The latest from the R&D geniuses at ARDOR: Le détecteur de connerie (It means “Bullshit Detector; But that just sounds so banal, darling). It has a 5 mile range … Continue reading






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Meet my stupid sister Viva.






Imagine my delight when our weapons department came up with its latest stroke of genius: a mirror that wipes out short term memory! They asked me to take it home for a few days “live with it, test it out.” … Continue reading






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