Just before the famous “downhill snap-chord” hit in St. Moritz. That one was better than sex.
Any Excuse To Hit The Slopes.
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Sister Vulva.
Undercover at the Vatican.
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Our Best-Kept Secret Weapon.
This hit was a doozie: had to whip out the highy specialized (and surprisingly accurate) motion-detecting dachsunds.
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It’s Better Than Being A Movie Star. No Papparazzi!
Undercover as a Bohemian Poet in North Beach, San Francisco, CA.
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We Owe the Catholic Church A Huge Apology.
With my “family” at the funeral of a colleague we’d learned was a traitor. Boy, what a bloodbath that turned out to be.
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Why I Stopped Getting Manicures
It isn’t all glamour. Cut my pinkie something fierce nailing a recent target to the wall. Literally.
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The Next Generation
class of '08
Due to high demand, I’ve opened the “Vulva Fervor Assassin School For Little Ladies.” Do not be fooled by their innocent faces. They’re dangerous.
Posted in The Revolving Door
Tagged assassin school, grooming, mentoring, role model, teenager girls, tweens
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When only the best will do…
You've got my attention, darling.
For all your Elite Secret Agent needs: If you’ve got an upcoming mission, ruse, caper, mystery to be solved, lesson to be taught, or fire to be put out, just reach out to Vulva! I can be reached via secure channels at:
vulva@vulvafervor.com
Posted in Make Contact (secure line)
Tagged caper, down, fire, lesson, mission, mystery, ruse contact
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