To thank the Agency for it’s part in helping eliminate one of Greece’s most deadly terrorist sleeper cells, their
ambassador gave us the 14 goats that were vital for making this mission a success. So now we have 14 goats. That only respond to orders in Greek.
Parakalo, Greece!
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Agent Husband gave me two children that don’t respond to orders in any language. They were vital to the success of mission drive-Agent-Angeline-to-the-bottle. By the way, did the Agency happen to send you home with any Ouzo?
Angeline, darling! I thought I’d never hear from you after you left to reproduce. What a delight.
I think I can help. The CIA (Cultural Integration for Animals) division is now accepting children amongst its pupils. So many baby-boomers in the agency these days, plus they think admitting children might calm the animals a little. I’ll speak to its head, Helmut, as soon as I’m back from Sri Lanka. You hang in there.
V