I can’t tell you how many times people stop me to say “Vulva, you always look so radiant. How do you do it?”
While a rigorous physical regime helps keep my skin aglow, sometimes even I need a little extra help. Here’s a tip that works for me, and it fits seamlessly in my on-the-go lifestyle:
Next time you find yourself out on the town and realize your skin looks a little tired, order a vodka martini, up, with a twist. The twist is key. The alcohol in the vodka will tighten and refresh pores, the chill from the ice will invigorate, bringing blood to the surface and give a healthy glow, the the acid in the twist acts as a sort-of “fruit peel”, getting rid of dry dead surface cells to reveal fresh skin beneath the surface.
But mystery is of the element. Do not perform the Martini Quik-Lift publicly. Discreetly excuse yourself to the Ladies Lounge — you might want to pack your own cotton pads (cotton balls are too messy). Dip into the martini, blot, and gently sweep over the visage when there are no witnesses present.