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Off The Grid…
Thanks to idiotic local law enforcement (SFPD AMATEURS!) blowing my cover (and that of my partner, Matti) on a recent top-secret international mission, we’ve been forced deep underground until further notice. Matti (you may recall he was my adorable captor … Continue reading
I’ve been kidnapped. And I am so embarrassed.
And I have no one to blame but myself. I’m a highly-trained elite agent. It’s my job to have nerves of steel and not be distracted and let my guard down enough to get KIDNAPPED. Even if the cause is … Continue reading
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