Jason, “The Bourne Boob”
Bond needs to teach him how to dress
HOW WE MET: We had a hit together, both of us stationed on a tightrope. He was trying to impress me and slipped. I caught him. He thanked me. Over and over. All night long. He couldn’t stop thanking me.
MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Answers every question with a question.
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Cannot drive a stick to save his life.
SURPRISING FACT: Started a musical theatre camp for needy children in Wisconsin.
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