Category Archives: The Revolving Door

Whatever Facebook wants…






After some strident negotiations, Social Media Goliath Facebook has allowed me to return to their site, under one condition: I’m now represented on a page, rather than a profile. I said “Honestly, darling, what’s the difference?” But you know how … Continue reading






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Meet my stupid sister Viva.






Imagine my delight when our weapons department came up with its latest stroke of genius: a mirror that wipes out short term memory! They asked me to take it home for a few days “live with it, test it out.” … Continue reading






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My Favorite Home Movie






If you want to see where I get it, take a look. It’s mom, in her prime — she had zero tolerance for guests who overstay their welcome. She was such fun. I really miss her.






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coming to a theatre near you: “The Vulva Dialogues”






The ink is dry on the deal: my long-awaited memoirs, “The Vulva Dialogues”, will be published in the fall of 2009. But that’s not all. Hollywood does not let a story as intrigueing and captivating as mine go unnoticed. The … Continue reading






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The Next Generation






Due to high demand, I’ve opened the “Vulva Fervor Assassin School For Little Ladies.” Do not be fooled by their innocent faces. They’re dangerous.






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