- 2 for 1: father & son!
- Horst is sweet. Perhaps he draws too much attention to himself?
- Jeeves speaks Afrikaans — that might come in handy.
- Klaus! He has the most amazing bone structure.
- Two words for Alexi: dangerously intelligent.
- LOVED the Russians! They came in vintage uniforms, just so they’d stand out.
- How much do I adore this one. He came straight off the plane from his tour in Iraq.
- Drill-Bit “Don’t Tread On Me” Kit. Indeed!
- How to say “I’ll miss you, Matti” in Finnish?
But… I’ve warmed to the idea. Especially, I’ve warmed to the process of finding a bodyguard who meets all the demands of the job.
My first choice was naturally my protogee, “Drill Bit” Kit. But he’s deep undercover (where he does his best work); this time penetrating a rogue Arizona border-patrol militia. He sent me this snap, taken in their “secret headquarters” meeting basement. Which also doubles as a storehouse for bad ’80’s porn as well, Agent Kit reports.
Next I wanted Matti. You recall Matti from that silly “kidnapping” incident. Fortunately, we managed to put that whole thing behind us, and have grown rather close in recent months. The best thing about Matti is I wouldn’t have to train him at all. In fact, he’s taught me a few new “covert moves”, shall we say. Sadly, Matti is being deported as we speak. It seems they found out where he’s been staying. I knew I shouldn’t have mentioned it to my stupid sister Viva — who knows who she’s been talking (in her sleep) to lately. Idiot.
So, the search continues. Please send resume (along with headshot, references, and salary requirements) to vulva@vulvafervor.com
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