Author Archives: vulvafervor
A Better Complexion Via Martinis
I can’t tell you how many times people stop me to say “Vulva, you always look so radiant. How do you do it?” While a rigorous physical regime helps keep my skin aglow, sometimes even I need a little extra … Continue reading
Parakalo, Greece!
To thank the Agency for it’s part in helping eliminate one of Greece’s most deadly terrorist sleeper cells, their ambassador gave us the 14 goats that were vital for making this mission a success. So now we have 14 goats. That … Continue reading
The Beginning Of An Enchanted Evening.
At a Special Agent Mix & Mingle at the home of “Matchmaker to the Spies” Twlighta Fontanella (pictured, center) in London.
A Cause To Celebrate.
Graduation day: So proud of Agent Barbie Braun (not her real name) for graduating top of her class in Advanced Sniper Techniques in Kiev.
Ah, Paris!
With my stupid sister Viva and my dear, darling Yves at his birthday bash in Paris.
A Special Friend.
Special Agent “Drillbit Kit” (that’s just his nickname), at my Pied a Terre in Hong Kong. I like to think I taught him everything he knows
Finally — An Actual Holiday Off.
LOVE Halloween! It’s the 1 day of the year “The Baboon” makes an appearance. He wears that mask year-round, due to a fellow agent’s clumsiness during a chemical weapons demo. Personally, I think the mask is hot.
Breach! Breach!
Where the gang used to have coffee everymorning. Until they started advertising the fact.
Cover Blown!
Christ, not again. Everytime I find a place I think won’t blow my cover, they go tell tell the world. Thanks alot, Bruno!