Tag Archives: girls gone wild
Dinner with Wills & Kate… at a price.
James “Quantum of Lame” Bond did in fact learn that I’m in town, thanks to my stupid sister Viva’s Twitterthumbs. But I really can’t complain darling: he needs a date for his dinner with Wills & Kate, and I’ve not … Continue reading
Posted in An Agent's Downtime
Tagged chloe, girls gone wild, James Bond, Pippa, pole dance, Prince William, Princess Kate, stella mccartney, Will and Kate
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Day 1 of sibling counseling with Viva La Diva
This is going to be a long, hard chapter in my life. I can tell already. At ARDOR’s insistence, I’ve begun sibling counseling with my stupid sister Viva. On Monday, we met with Tak Ishii, one of the most esteemed … Continue reading
Posted in The Revolving Door
Tagged chapstick, girls gone wild, las vegas, psychotherapy, sororicide, trashy
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