Being an elite peacekeeping agent really works up my appetite! Here, I multitask by satisfying my hunger while eliminating evil forces in the world!
This taco tastes as delicious as it looks. But don’t be fooled: it’s also a weapon of mass destruction. Here, I am testing a low-grade prototype; but the ultimate weapon will, upon first bite, render unconscious for 24 hours all human life within a 5 mile radius. In the shell is a built-in DNA immunization coder, so that the person doing the actual biting, upon first contact with the shell, will be immunized from the effects of the serum in the “meat” filling. How genius is that, darling?
¡desea la bio tecnología viva, querido!