Author Archives: vulvafervor
Ethan “Runt” Hunt
HOW WE MET: Pure coincidence: a fenderbender in Monaco. Best part: he was with his then-fiance. MOST ANNOYING HABIT: Talks with his mouth full. DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Wears a girdle (but only under his tux). SURPRISING FACT: Makes homemade ice … Continue reading
Killing Time (when I’m not killing evil)
Some people restore and revitalize by purging their bodies of toxins. I do so by purging my body of adrenaline. You might be surprised how much adrelaline my body can secrete. I suppose it’s why I’m so good at what … Continue reading
Stuck in Stockholm
At a time when so many people are unemployed, I should not be complaining about my workload. I’m fortunate to have a lucrative, exciting career that allows me to travel the world and meet the most intriguing people and attend … Continue reading
What is this “My Adultland”?
Apparently I have a doppleganger in San Francisco. It’s been pointed out to me that if you visit myadultland.com, you can step inside the quaint life of someone who bears a remarkable resemblance to yours truly. I’ll have to look her up … Continue reading
Strange activity…
Going deep undercover; deadline TBD. Recent strange activity, per HQ: Sudden surge in hits on www for my name, per various fringe domestic sources and INTERPOL. Upon further investigation, there’s been much cross-referencing my name and the Swedish automobile maker, … Continue reading
My Latest Wedding
Another weekend, another wedding. Mine, again. This time the target was my betrothed, Rhys. One of the most menacing and clever arms dealers ever. Also the most paranoid. No weapons allowed in the reception hall by anyone other than his … Continue reading
coming to a theatre near you: “The Vulva Dialogues”
The ink is dry on the deal: my long-awaited memoirs, “The Vulva Dialogues”, will be published in the fall of 2009. But that’s not all. Hollywood does not let a story as intrigueing and captivating as mine go unnoticed. The … Continue reading
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
I love the holiday season. All the worlds’ most dazzling cities are all aglitter and aglow. And when I’m lucky enough to have a mission amidst all of the winter magic, I feel like a child again. A child in … Continue reading
Stretching: The Truth.
If only I had a Euro for every time I heard “Vulva, you put so many demands on your body in your line of work. How do you find balance and relief?” It’s no mystery. The key is developing … Continue reading
The Importance of Exercise
I get asked all the time: “Vulva, how do you stay so fit and attractive with such a demanding lifestyle?” And it’s true, there’s little time for sleep and beauty treatments in my world. So one has to get creative. … Continue reading